Ript Fusion undershirt turns slobs into Supermen
(Credit: Howard Schatz)
Now, don't pretend you never suck in your gut when a gorgeous babe crosses your path. But what happens if she stops to ask you for directions? Start breathing normally and let your paunch hang? Fortunately, with the Ript Fusion undershirt, that's history.
Not only will the tee sculpt your flabby mid torso, it'll also enhance your posture. From neck to chest, the fabric is made of cotton. Further down, which is where the crux of the problem is, it changes to a polyester and spandex blend which "compresses" the unsightly bits into fake sculpted abs.
Obviously, this is no miracle solution and I'd suggest you lay off this if you've been on a Super Size Me diet for the past few decades. For me, I can already picture my date's jaw-dropping utter disappointment when I rip the undershirt off my "toned" body. Available at Ript Fusion for US$58, if you're desperate to give it a shot.
Via Uncrate
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