While I really like talking about myself, especially when I can use HTML tags, I really can't imagine using 8000 characters to do so. I mean, right now, I've completely lost your attention, and it only took like 237 characters. But I guess that's how it is. Yes. Well, instead of insulting you're intelligence, I'll just lie

"Richie Bridge was born in 117BC just outside Manzini, Swaziland. Well, 'born' is actually a misnomer. Budded is more accurate. From whom, you may ask. Well, not to give too much away, let's just call this person 'Atan-say, Lord of Arkness-day and Uffering-say'. Wicked awesome. From there, Richie did rise onto the Lord, and Lo! was cast down into the dirt of the earth, whereon he did wait until like sometime last year. At this time, he was all like, "I should release music free of charge on the internet, for people and totally not that jerk God to enjoy. To these people and not God I shall grant the right to use this music for whatever purpose they may wish. However, they shall not have the capacity to either plagiarize my ear candy, or make money off of it (unless I am involved). For these songs are Copyright (c) 2008 Richie Bridge, all rights reserved. Amen." -excerpt from Descartes' Quatre-vingts Rem?des Normaux Ils Ne Veulent Pas Que Vous Sachiez