"Why am I insane?" I asked myself. "Because I think too much about little things that don't matter?". "Or because the full moon arrouses suspicion?". "Or even maybe because wherever I go, there I am!"

I have come to realize that eternity takes time, and minute rice takes 5 minutes.

If thinking means I am, then I think I am not with no regret.

What can I hope to achieve? Maybe see my face on a stamp? Or a ridiculously named coin like a "loonie" or "toonie"? I personally would have named it a "doubleloon" HAHAHAHAHA!

I cannot stand the word "relatively"...

An ant is "relatively" huge...

When you compare it to an atom.

In fact, an atom is relatively huge compared to the space between them!

If I could leave the world with some food for thought, it would be simply to question the absurdity of all that surrounds us.

I am not wearing a pair of underwear... I feel that one underwear is enough.

And enough of those "snack size" chocolate bars... what are the full bars called? Supper??? (well, somtimes lol :P)

As well as being a starving musician, I have also written the shortest fairy tale ever...

Once upon a time,

They lived happily ever after.

None of these things make me crazy enough to belong in a padded room.