"I was playing the flute at a royal ceremony one time when the queen mum commented *That's a lovely pipe you have there Giffers ...Do you know any Jethro Tull?* I was beside myself as i had to admit { as a Teen } i had learned the guitar solo to Thick as a Brick on my Flute.....The Giff was in a spot indeedy! Commonsense took hold though{ i'm bally pleased to say} and i changed the subject by blowing a Raspberry,pointing to "Marmaduke" the corgi then launching into a rousing rendition of PILOT's January....!!!!!! To which the family gave an almighty Roar ......... { I saved the day and the Flute }"