09 Free Tracks
The Internet Opera

THE WAVES OF CYBERSPACE...
Learn what lies below the surface of the Internet!
Forget the World Wide Web, the mass pornographic emailings, e-commerce and the dotcom crasheroos! Discover instead the rampant egos, the shifting alliances and betrayals, the trolls and traps, the virtual cruelties and the email flames permanently burning through the keyboards of the immoderate, unmoderated discussion newsgroups.
Within this unreal Internet reality, two sailboaters battle for the souls and the leadership of the rabble of wannabes who make up a sailboating email discussion group. Actual and virtual realities blur and merge as they struggle.
Both fighters have intentions valid on their own terms, but both are doomed by their own personal flaws. And both are hamstrung by their manipulators, by the stupidity and cowardice of their audience, and, in the end, by bureaucratic lack of humour.
Not even the best efforts of the heroine, the only Internet subscriber with a conscience, can save the fighters, the manipulators, the whole newsgroup, and herself, from ultimate disaster!
Selections from the opera provided here are performed by Flying Tadpole (instruments, vocals), Other singers contribute from time to time and credits are given as they appear.
Words and music of this eclectic mishmash of egomania, satire, the occasional bit of parodied mid-Victorian verse, and original music, are Copyright ? Flying Tadpole (TJ Fatchen) 2001-2004, All Rights Reserved. Any resemblance to posting personas on Usenet newsgroups may be intentional, for satirical purposes. Any resemblance between the posting personas and the persons posting on the Usenet may well be pure coincidence, and should not be confused in any way with truth, justice, or your favourite domicile's way of life.
All Songs
Break Away, Sail Away (Act 2 No 10) (3:13)
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To a pulsating, urgent heartbeat, his voice breaking with emotion, Capt Creel tries one last time to convince the newsgroup to free themselves from their mundane, soul-destroying existence! [Synth & vocal: Flying Tadpole]
Genres: Soundtracks & More » Musicals.
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No! No more! (instrumental) Act 2 No 7 (2:22)
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Katysails finally snaps and in a fiery dance confronts Capt Creel, the Ghost Girls, Gilligan and Tadpole. The newsgroup applauds vigorously, while staying out of the fight...[instrumental: Flying Tadpole]
Genres: Soundtracks & More » Musicals.
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Walking Liberally (Act 2 No 6) (2:48)
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The males of the boating newsgroup, under the influence of The Navigator, stroll in singing a paean to political correctness. [Synth. & vocals: Flying Tadpole]
Genres: Soundtracks & More » Musicals.
- Listens: Total 461 | This week -
Finishing School (All She Ever Wanted) (Act 1 No 3) (3:37)
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Having found that in this part of the Internet nothing is what it seems, virtual cruelty runs rampant, and all escape reality, the Seahag is eager to learn! [Synth & trial vocal: Flying Tadpole]
Genres: Soundtracks & More » Musicals.
- Listens: Total 1007 | This week -
What Are We Supposed to Do?? (Act 2 No 11) (3:37)
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Hen-pecked, harassed and harangued? Join the middle-aged chorus as they take refuge in resentment, whine and and bubblegum pop.
Genres: Soundtracks & More » Musicals.
- Listens: Total 565 | This week -
Waves of Cyberspace (Act 1 No 1) (2:49)
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The male newsgroup logs on, in melancholy and longing:
"Far over a sea, so dark and strange, we send our hearts, our spirits seeking. Where lies true land? Some distant strand where troubled souls lie sleeping, washed by waves of cyberspace?"
Genres: Soundtracks & More » Musicals.
- Listens: Total 940 | This week -
Seahag's Song (Act 2 No 1) (2:49)
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[Instrumental version only] Seahag smiles at the junkie-like Internet habit she's developed. She knows she should set sail and leave, but there's plenty of time yet...
Genres: Soundtracks & More » Musicals.
- Listens: Total 773 | This week -
A Flight of Monkeys Pure (Act 1 No 2) (4:41)
Free MP3 (6.46MB)
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Their sailing newsgroup has little to do with sailing, Gilligan and chorus explain to a confused Seahag. As it's on the Internet, nothing is what it seems, virtual cruelty runs rampant, and all escape reality. [Vocals and synth: Flying Tadpole]
Genres: Soundtracks & More » Musicals.
- Listens: Total 639 | This week -
Your Minds Are Closed! [Instrumental] Act 2 No 8 (2:36)
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Capt Creel, stung by the increasing rejection of his philosophising, attempts to respond but loses further ground in a tense colloquy. [Instrumental version: Flying Tadpole]
Genres: Soundtracks & More » Musicals.
- Listens: Total 681 | This week -
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