For those of you who've oft-times been called (read: Maligned) a loudspeaker to your face, get it off your chest. The Personal Sountrack T-shirt actually sports a working speaker right on the front--though, if you ask me, it's an awkward placement for the well-endowed female since, well, like the saying goes, "three's a crowd". Still, if you don't mind music thumping right off your chest like an Alien offspring erupting forth, ThinkGeek's actually put this crazy item into production after it proved an April Fool's hit.
So if you want a wearable audio solution that's, ahem, right upfront, it's ready for pre-order at US$39.99.
A pocketable remote lets you access over 20 different themes and sound effects, ranging from drum rolls to boos, to Western face-off theme.
Wacky ThinkGeek vid clip to follow on how you can snag a gal with one. Though it'll be a challenge cuddling up if she starts to sport her own Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt, too.