Rockmelon breast-enhancing ringtone

Juniper Foo | Nov 10, 2004

Remember that kookie Japanese idea of a mammary-boosting ringtone? We're still not sure if this is the real McCoy or one great brainwashing game. In case you didn't know, creator Hideto Tomabechi hit the headlines in Japan 10 years back as one of the guys who deprogrammed members of the Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult. Customer testimonials, however, seem to back up this tit, er, hit subliminal tune, with itty-bitty Japanese gals swearing augmented bust measurements after listening to it for a week. Next up from Tomabechi-san: Ringtones to improve memory, increase attractiveness for the opposite sex, make hair sprout and quit cigarettes.

Price: The ringtone or chakumero is downloaded as part of a package costing 300 yen (US$2.84) a month.
Availability: Japan
Device: Value-added ringtone
Basic specs: N.A.

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Anonymous says...
I'm buying this for my girlfriend right after I am done making this comment!

May 07, 2005 06:12

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Anonymous says...
Quote:Customer testimonials, however, seem to back up this tit, er, hit subliminal tune, with itty-bitty Japanese gals swearing augmented bust measurements after listening to it for a week.

Haha this made me crack up. I prefer small ones anyway.. not too small, but why go for melons? You need 2 hands PER melon!

Jul 21, 2005 11:52

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