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by Rick Martin, Japan


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Wii's Muscle March may be the weirdest game ever

May 18, 2009 17:33

I've been checking out the trailer for Nintendo's upcoming Muscle March. I'm not sure who comes up with these titles, but I can almost guarantee you that they would never pass a drug test. Massive muscled-up dudes running around like crazy, chasing some guy who yoinked their protein supplements. They crash through walls, stopping every now and then to strike a stylish pose. Oh, and one of them is wearing a bikini a la Jim Carrey's Vera de Milo. Another one is a polar bear in a diaper.

A POLAR BEAR IN A DIAPER?!!!

I so want this game...





 

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About Rick Martin

After a few years in China studying Mandarin and watching the Chinese Tech scene, Rick Martin has escaped to Japan and is loving every minute of it. When he's not working on his pet projects, 2JPN and DS Ninja, he can usually be found exploring all things tech in the land of the rising sun. Drop him a line on Twitter, Facebook, or contact him via Email.

 
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